But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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