whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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