After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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