Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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