You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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