It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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