Christians are straight up FREAKS
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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