people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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