Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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