Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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