I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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