The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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