Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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