the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
this just has baby written all over it
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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