this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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