i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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