Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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