Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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