He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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