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(703): View more from Virginia

Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor

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(212): View more from New York

where am i from again

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.

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(410): View more from Maryland

there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.

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At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.

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(815): View more from Illinois

The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd

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(+34): View more from Spain

what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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(860): View more from Connecticut

My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.

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I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.

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(816): View more from Missouri

First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.

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