I look better un-naked...
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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