According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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