I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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