After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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