He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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