So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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