Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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