But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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