talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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