I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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