I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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