I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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