running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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