So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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