I will die if light touches me.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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