she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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