Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize