She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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