no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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