I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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