if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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