i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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