you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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