Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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