I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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