I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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