All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
