Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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