i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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