i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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