She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
