Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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