Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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