How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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