porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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