Don't you send me to vm
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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