At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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