You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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